Playing the Joker

Whether your round is going great or all you see is bogeys, keep it fun with your playing partners and share a joke, here are our top jokes to share out on the course.

• I shot one under at golf today. One under a tree, one under a bush, and one under the water.
• In golf, people tend to get their numbers mixed up. They shoot a “six,” yell “fore,” and write “five.”
• I’m so bad at golf that I have to go get my ball retriever re-gripped more often than my clubs.
• Golf is an easy game. It’s just hard to play.
• Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
• How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore!
• What is a golfer’s worst nightmare? The Bogeyman.
  
• Bad at golf? Join the club.